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me: hey did you kno-
friend:*very hostile tone* what
me: aright nevermind then fuck you bitch i was trying to share my knowledge now you’ll never know whatever man i don’t even wanna be friends anymore
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Can’t afford $11.50 to go see Mockingjay? don’t worry! turn on the news and experience the same dystopian horror for free
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Some folks treat 25 as some sort of monumental age. An age in which you were supposed to have checked off a certain number of “adult” things from some list invented by other miserable adults. I think it’s important to keep things in perspective though. At the age of 25, Gandhi was still living in his parent’s basement and hadn’t yet made his fortune in the business world. At 25, Barack Obama was still only serving in his FIRST term as President of the United States. Steve Jobs was a failed folk singer who didn’t invent google until he was in his late 40s. George Clooney doesn’t even exist. He’s simply a made up person who was never born.
At 25 Adele had already released two stellar albums with another killer one on the way and won countless awards
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I would follow this man as the leader of my country into the depths of hell.
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we live in a disgusting dystopian society where swordsmanship isn’t a respected college major
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remember when the earth was flat as a pancake?
reblog if you’re part of galileo’s squad
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If my brother goes to a beach and takes his top off, it’s a beach
If I go to a beach and take my top off, it’s a nude beachIf my boyfriend takes his top off because he is warm, he is cooling off
If I took my top off because I was warm, it would be illegalIf my dad was in a magazine shirtless, he would be modelling
If I was in a magazine shirtless, it would be seen as pornIf a guy runs around with his top off for no reason, nobody questions it
If I was to breast feed my child however, which is totally natural and not at all sexual, I could be asked to put my breast away because I was making others feel ‘uncomfortable’PLEASE support #freethenipple because it is so so so important and will help make everyones bodies equal
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